Two and a Half Men: Season 1
This season started on Sep 22, 2003. The table lists episodes with recorded air dates up to Sep 27, 2026.
| Ep | Title and air date | My place |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot · 23 min | |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards · 21 min | |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell · 21 min | |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap · 21 min | |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump · 19 min | |
| 6 | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? · 21 min | |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake · 21 min | |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful · 19 min | |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete · 21 min | |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving · 21 min | |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor · 20 min | |
| 12 | Camel Filters and Pheromones · 21 min | |
| 13 | Sarah Like Puny Alan · 20 min | |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas · 21 min | |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick · 21 min | |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan · 21 min | |
| 17 | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats · 20 min | |
| 18 | An Old Flame with a New Wick · 21 min | |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You · 19 min | |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark · 21 min | |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing · 21 min | |
| 22 | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet · 21 min | |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo · 21 min | |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? · 21 min |
